Monday, January 14, 2013

Toddlers

You know your baby is becoming a toddler when in ONE afternoon she:
Climbs on the table
Falls off the table in her attempt to climb back to a chair
Destroys her siblings block towers with absolute glee
Climbs on the table and manages to make it to her chair this time
Refuses to take one of her naps
Walks around muttering, "no, no, no, no"
Thinks that all kids remotely her age or younger are the "BABY!"
Intentionally climbs on the block table so her siblings CAN'T remake the tower she's knocked down... and smiles at their wailing
Yanks out her ponytails
Raids the garbage can and brings you its contents one by one
Destroys your sorting piles that you've been working on ALL DAY to dejunk the filing cabinet
Walks around the house caring the firehouse siren pushing the button again, and again, and again...
Tries on everyone shoes and then proceeds to scatter them throughout the house


Welcome to toddlerhood, Millaker.

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